Mr. Frog’s Obituary
After attempting to hop across I-481 Northbound, Mr. Frog was flattened by a 1979 Triumph Bonneville 750. He died from internal injuries on November 27, 2016. Mr. Frog was born on July 2, 2010. From 2012 to 2014 he attended Amphibian University, before dropping out due to excessive bar hopping. Mr. Frog dedicated his spare time to life, liberty, and the pursuit of flies. He is survived by his beloved parents, Fred and Franny Frog.
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